I will not tell a long, sorted tale, little lone tell a bear-faced lie, now will I? Dear eggcornologists worldwide, I am happy to announce the launch of The Eggcorn Database, for which, I am sure, you have waited with baited breath.
This is a work in progress, so don’t take anything for granite. But if you take it with a grain assault, you just might enjoy it.
May eggcorns rain supreme!